I'm Always A Slut For Levi-heichou
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AU suggestion
instead of a former figure skater, bitty is a former roller derby player
Does this mean we get Trans Dude Bitty? Cause thats 👍👍👍
go forth and write it!
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America is Obama’s sad ex, and Obama is the ex who immediately glows up after the breakup. image credits: Jack Brockway
I can’t believe he’s really wearing less and going out more
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here is some stuff i am tired of in my young adult lit:
- our heroine tires of silly useless femme girls
- also those girls are probably bitches
- thoughtful/taciturn fathers and emotional/babbling mother
- everyone is an only child unless they have an annoying little brother
- protagonists with no interests, passions, or strong opinions
- (he was a demon/angel/vampire/werewolf/boggart/gremlin who cared about literally nothing until he met me and now we care about literally nothing but each other)
- condescension is sexy
- lol what are other women how do you friendship them
- this love triangle: popular or dangerous guy + heroine + her male best friend
- “well then maybe i don’t want to be a princess!!!” (feminine royalty as a gilded cage that you run away from in boots to join the joyously penniless)
- first person snark
- that was the summer my parents got divorced and my brother died and i moved across the country to live with my aunt who was friggin weird oh hey a cute boy
- as a girl you’re not liberated or powerful until you have a sword
- conversely as a girl don’t even worry your boyf has this under control
- our heroine needs to learn to lighten up and go with the flow
- why would he like me
- greyscale covers of kids in flowing garments outside during a storm getting pneumonia
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don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
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live footage from ouran academy
“sorry I was late sir, I had to wipe the anime off my car this morning.”
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IM SCREAMING
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fucking ground sprinkles what the fuck
*Tamaki voice*
What? You commoners don’t even have enough time to grind your own sprinkles?? Well, What do I have to lose?
I WILL DO IT
I WILL EAT THE COMMONERS SPRINKLES
THE OHSHC FANDOM TOOK OVER A POST FOR ONCE
OHMYGOD
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Typical racist rhetoric:
The “oh, but you’re not like the rest of them” line.
Never forget
LOL this is literally the most accurate depiction ever.
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